- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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