- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you call your mom? Mom

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Phew... it's gone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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