- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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