- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Everybody will die

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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