What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Your girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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