What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

scientology.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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