- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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