Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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