Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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your mom.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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