A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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So a bar walks into a man...

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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