- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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