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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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