- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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