- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

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