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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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