- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Hi.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

whats green and slimy? green slim

you know whats not funny white boards.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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