How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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