Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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