- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Jebron Lames.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

honest politician

Women's rights.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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