A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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