- Anti Joke

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back