Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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