- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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