- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

WILLY

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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