- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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