- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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