- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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