- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

John Cena

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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