- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's long and black The unemployment line

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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