Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What's long and black The unemployment line

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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