Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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