- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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