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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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knock knock come in !

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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