What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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