- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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