- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

gay pom...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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