What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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