What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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