What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

You're so sweet I have diabetes

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A women in the kitchen.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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