- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

2 black kids walk into school

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Michael Brown

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Pickles

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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