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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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