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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

if you don't like this you're gay

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

I don't believe in giraffes.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone