- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??