- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

I agree to the terms and conditions

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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