What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Niall Horan

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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