- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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