- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Ham sandwich

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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