- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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