- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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