- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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