Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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haha

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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womens rights

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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