Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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