What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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