- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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