How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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