What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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