- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Caramel Boing.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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