Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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ask me if im a door yes

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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