why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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justin beiber sucks

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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