- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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