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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

whats black? the colour

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

nice tits.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

John lazzaro likes dick

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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