- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

it was all Tagart

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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