How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Oh s***

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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