- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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