- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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