- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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