- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Knock Knock No solicitors

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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