- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What do you call an arab ?

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Iif your reading this ur gay

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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