- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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