- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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