Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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mexicans fishing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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