why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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