- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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