What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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