There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Guest what in the butt

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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