Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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poopy is poopy

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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