- Anti Joke

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Corn Muffins

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.