- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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