- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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