- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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