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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator