- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

My cat just died.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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