- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Whats 1+1? window!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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