Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

An epileptic man attends a rave.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops