Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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