- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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