- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

copy me and i will kill you

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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