Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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