A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What's worse than this That :(

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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