- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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