- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Your gay

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Please don't shoot me

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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