Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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stinky boner

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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hi

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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