- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Jeff

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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