What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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