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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A dog was barking at a tree

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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