- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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