- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

haha black people :D

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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