- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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