What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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