What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's half of 8? o

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