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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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