- Anti Joke

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet