- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the president do for the people? ...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A woman walks into a bar.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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