- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's long and black The unemployment line

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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