- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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