- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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