- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Nice belt.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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