- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't funny.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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