- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A guy walks into a bar

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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