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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

I don't believe in giraffes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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