- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis in the camel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

dat shoe shine tho

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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