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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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