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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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