- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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