- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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