an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

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