Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Women's Rights

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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