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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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