What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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