- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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