Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the president do for the people? ...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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