- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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