- Anti Joke

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.