why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Sex

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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