- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

Knock knock open

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

The Labour Party.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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