Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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haha

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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