- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

So a bar walks into a man...

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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