- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

William wright is Gay

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What do you call a black man? A person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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