Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Gus's mom

knock knock who's there ?

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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