- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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