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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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