ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Frontbut-

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mark is life

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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