Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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deez nuts

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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