What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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