- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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