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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her