- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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