- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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