Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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800 people died last year. end of story

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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