A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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