whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What is 9+10? 19

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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