How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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