Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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