- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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