- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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