- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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