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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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