- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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