q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Ready for something funny? nothing

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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