- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Grace Ackerson

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Are you black? Kill yourself.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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