- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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