What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Alchohol.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Justin Beiber

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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