Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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RUN

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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