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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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