- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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