What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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