- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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