Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

i killed my family

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Stop Spam Read Books

what goes boo a sock

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

This sentance contains three errers

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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