- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

think twice or at least think

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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